Captain Jack Kerouac!

Congrats on three decades of greatness! You're an international
superstar deserving of a great birthday. Can't wait to get you guys
back to the homeland and remain hopeful for the east coast. You have a
contagious joy for life that has been missed this side of the Atlantic.
Enjoy this historic occasion and take solace in knowing that as a
Woodbury, nobody will believe you're even close to 30.

Love you Rip,

Matt